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Too cute. :”> I want a picture like this. :”>
I liked Amanda Peet here. But A Lot Like Love’s story is so dragging hahahaha!
Love burns brighter than sunshiiiiine.
I want a picture similar to this.
OFFICIAL POSTER!!
MOACG? Thought it’s gonna be Big Dome?
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God
Where is Ne-yo’s poster? =)) Marionne!!!!!!!!!!!! *wink wink*
My heart is literally jumping for joy!! No, not literally. :)) But my smile is from ear to ear. :>
PLEASE I wanna watch
"How do you know when how much is too much? Too much too soon. Too much information. Too much fun. Too much love. Too much to ask… And when is it all just too much to bear?"
— Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
suhm:
TANGINAAAAA GUSTO KO NITO!
GUSTO KO .3 :> HAHAHAHA<3
Yellow & purple! =p~ =))
Awesooome. I definitely want these. =P~
OMG!! :”>
I WANT THESE. Please @-)
ZOMG. I WANT.
I FREAKISHLY WANT
"Some things don’t last forever, but some things do. Like a good song, or a good book, or a good memory you can take out and unfold in your darkest times, pressing down on the corners and peering in close, hoping you still recognize the person you see there."
— Sarah Dessen (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
"Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart."
— Seneca (via quotewhore)
Russel: Kevin’s a girl?!
KEVIN IS A GIRL!?!?!?! :))
Panjee Armonia's absolutely awesome jam session speech in fourth year.
Good morning, mates! Today I will teach you… how to kill cockroaches!
First, meet Francois, the (dead) cockroach. He will be assisting me in my demonstrations for today. Hello, Francois :D don’t worry, he’s harmless. I’ve got him all under control (in a plastic).
Okay. We will tackle three kinds of cockroach encounters.
We’ll start with the basic encounter I like to call, the ambush.
First step is to look for a good weapon, preferably footwear with a flat sole or a rolled up newspaper. This is the standard protocol for all roach encounters. Do this quickly; you don’t want to let that thing out of your sight.
And then very quietly sneak up on it, try to hold your breath for a few seconds and swiftly whack it with your weapon or stomp on it. Roaches have very fast reflexes and they can run at speeds up to 3 km/hr, and practically speaking, that’s wicked fast!
Usually your first attacks are not enough to kill them; you are then left with two options, you may either grind them, which would leave a lot of roach guts on the floor or spray them with pesticide, which is a more humane way to exterminate them.
Next, how do you kill cockroaches on the ceiling?
Easy, you may wait for them to come down eventually, or you could “persuade” them by swatting them with a long object. Make sure that you are well out of range, you don’t want it falling on your head. You may need a partner for this who will drop the roach, while you swoop in for the kill.
Last, and the most terrifying scenario, FLYING COCKROACHES.
So what do you do if a giant roach is flying like crazy around the room? I’ll tell you the most sensible option… run and flail your arms and scream BLOODY HELL!
Seriously, get out of range and wait for the wretched thing to land somewhere. If it doesn’t, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY and shut all entrance and exit points to that room. Afterward, call an expert “roach assassin” (like your dad, or your neighbor, or some really brave-o neat-o person) to finish the job.
And so that’s all for today. I hope you had fun with me and my friend Francois. Tune in next time for another session on how to kill things.Oh my. I love you, Panjee! This is hilarious :)) <3
MY GOODNESS, PANJEE! I was laughing the whole time. Hilarious jam session =))))
